STAND UP COMEDY TEXT In English, about myths.

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STAND UP COMEDY TEXT In English

About Myths

Talking about myths, I wonder why people believe in up set down “cap”. If we wear it in a wrong way, like this (giving an example), our brain will too. Let’s check it, one plus one is (two), then turn the cap in a wrong way and (give the same question, , one plus one is (two), it’s genius.

 I can’t imagine if we wear a jacket. When we walk or run, will our body back walk or run back oppositely (giving a gesture), like this? Absolutely, No, right!  But, I believe when we wear a helmet in up set down way, yup! We will get an accident, huzzzzz… bress…bresss.( We hope it doesn’t. so wear it wisely then).

Another, if we sweep the floor uncleanly, the next our spouse will have beard! Is it true?  Hmm, So I sweep every leave falling from the tree till morning. Hehe even it doesn’t make any sense. In addition, when the baby gets hiccough, parent give a piece of paper.

If it’s still hiccough, give the materai! (stamp duty)

If it’s still, yup! It’s given a signature.  It’s legal now. Hehehehhehehe.  

If it’s still… yaa! Mam puts the baby on washing machine.  That’s all I’m …. Thanks a lot.

Notes:

- improve it well !

- It’s just a joke, sorry if it’s found any mistakes.

Source: SUCI season 5, Sunday,April, 5, 2015