example of stand up comedy part 2 ,Three big lies men/women.

Part 2

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Three big lies men/women

Talking about big liar, actually it’s both of them but ones do dominantly. Let’s prove it then! It’s about age, when I asked one of a new waitress in my cafe, “hi..!, any way you look like very young, it’s like teenager. If I’m not mistaken, it’s around 19 years old?” I wondered, “ohh, really?” She surprised.” I’m 18 years old!” she added. You know what? She lied to the boss while I saved her CV.  It’s an employee to the boss. How about others?

Then about weight, a week ago I asked my neighbor.

“What’s about your weight?” I asked, she answered “It’s 40kg”. but actually it’s 40 plus,,, bla bla bla,,,,plus 20 or more..hehehhe. I really wonder that girl who hopes to be slimmer… when I asked, she said wanted to diet, being slim. You know what?? When I asked her, she’s having meal…yam,,yummy… always having snacks>(. Wanted slim?? How can it be?? The body is like jumbo guitar?? Heheheh

And then actually you don’t need to be worried if you have fat boy/girlfriend, many advantages. You can save your money much more because you don’t need to feed her many days, she can survive. Ckakkaka just buying one portion for a couple is enough. heee

And the last about ex-boy/girlfriend, if you ask about it to your new boy/girlfriend,, hemmmm I bet they prefer to lie,, if they say their ex- is only two or four,,, it means it’s times. It can be two times two or three tomes four in a month>>) heeee and don’t believe if your boy/girlfriend makes a special status, such as “thanks for being a part of my life forever” it’s actually not just for you,,, hehehe it’s for two people in apartments, one in a hotel and the rest in boarding houses.hahhhaha

 That’s all, thanks a lot.

Notes:

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- It’s just a joke, sorry if it’s found any mistakes.

Source: in own experience